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so i damn near burned down our apt last night. i was making bread. because we didn't have any. I put it in the oven, set my alarm for 30 mins, and stretched out to wait. i woke up TWO HOURS later!! The bread was still in the oven, and had become hard as rocks, not to mention super dark brown. No flames or smoke, but it smelled rather not nice, so I aired out the apartment a bit and went back to bed. I tossed the brick loaves down to the dumpster this morning. one missed and hit the driveway. It didn't break. I was moderately frightened. The sad thing is, I think that if I'd gotten them out in time they'd be really yummy.

And we still don't have any bread.